• Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

fabergayegg:

you’re goin down you fucking delinquent

detrea:

The premise of minimum wage, when it was introduced, was that a single wage earner should be able to own a home and support a family.  That was what it was based on; a full time job, any job, should be able to accomplish this.

The fact people scoff at this idea if presented nowadays, as though the people that ring up your groceries or hand you your burgers don’t deserve the luxury of a home and a family, is disgusting.

As far as I’m concerned this is literally the end of the argument.

I see people complaining about “oh well if a McDonald’s employee was paid 15 an hour they’d be making more than a military serviceman. Are you telling me someone getting shot at and risking their lives deserves less pay than a fast food employee?”

No. I’m not. Also I don’t care. Pay them more too for all I care after raising it, whatever, but the point is that minimum wage is supposed to be a living wage. It currently is not, and that’s where the argument ends.

Also stop bringing “the troops” into literally every argument. /done

crystallized-teardrops:

It’s the fckn worst when you accidentally close a tab

Right-click the top of the browser, “Reopen closed tab”

god y’all, get with it

davidkilgannon:

l1br4:

finejeeze:

letsallbrotogether:

popionopio:

namethief:

My Horcruxes

Well played. 

I’m in tears


Oh I don’t think that last one will be a problem.

fuckIGN CHRIST


I think about this a lot, actually. Like, lord voldemort, the all powerful dark wizard is so dumb. Seriously. You want to split your soul apart? Super rad. Good idea, wish I could do it myself just for shits and giggles. But, I’d would just put them in giant rocks and sink them in Mariana’s trench or shoot them into outer space or one of the stones in the walls of some random broom closet in hogwarts. Some shit that literally no one would ever think of.Iono, man.

davidkilgannon:

l1br4:

finejeeze:

letsallbrotogether:

popionopio:

namethief:

My Horcruxes

Well played. 

I’m in tears

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Oh I don’t think that last one will be a problem.

fuckIGN CHRIST

I think about this a lot, actually.

Like, lord voldemort, the all powerful dark wizard is so dumb.

Seriously. You want to split your soul apart? Super rad. Good idea, wish I could do it myself just for shits and giggles. But, I’d would just put them in giant rocks and sink them in Mariana’s trench or shoot them into outer space or one of the stones in the walls of some random broom closet in hogwarts. Some shit that literally no one would ever think of.

Iono, man.

zanetheaiden:

zanetheaiden:

date a boy with nice cheek bones

date a boy who has a good taste in clothes

date a boy with a great laugh

date a boy who’s hoodie you can borrow

date a boy with fantastic collarbones

date a boy who smiles constantly

date a boy with arms like damn

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blakeliversage:

sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you